O, where heART thou?

Hello, Good evening :D 

I'm down with the flu, so that sucks.

O mighty med kit pls heal meh

So today I'm gonna talk about

Me. Myself. And I.

Self-centred much? HAHAHA yea oh well.

So here's the thing.

I. DON'T. HAVE. A. HEART.

Now before all you haters start going like

" YOU HAVE A HEART OTHERWISE YOU'D BE DEAD U DUMBASS "

I AM NOT REFERRING TO A PHYSICAL HEART.

I'm referring to what you say when you say

"I'm heartbroken" .

THAT heart.

I honestly legit-ly think that I do not possess one like it.

HERE ARE MY REASONS WHY!

ONE.

If you know me,

You know that I'm the most straightforward,

insulting person.

I don't usually sympathise with people, 

neither do I see the need to.

I'm not nice with my words,

I'm direct, 

I show you mean faces and long faces when I'm unhappy.

I don't bother masking how I feel 

And I don't bother to please people

that I do not need to please

[e.g we all know we have to suck up to our superiors at work]

I have friends at school and at work.

Who always appear to be the nicest people ever.

Even if they don't feel happy with you,

they still smile and all that.

They wouldn't yell out of anger that often.

And they constantly sound positive and all that.

Trust me, that isn't a bad thing.

Sometimes I really wish that I could be like them

Okay, so here's reason TWO.

I don't have the ability to like-like someone.

By that, I mean to view someone in a romantic kind of way.

Like sure, I've dated. But I can honestly say

I've never loved any of them.

I was just attracted to them, that's all.

Over 18 years, I've had my heart broken once when I was 14.

And I guess I've never had it back since then.

OH WELL THAT ISN'T A BAD THING.

Yes, I do wish that sometimes

that I would be seen as one of those sweet little girls

with pure little hearts.

But no I'm not.

I'm heartless.

And I guess I've come to accept that.

Ok you may now stare at how bad I am at dressing and at posing for photos.

While I drown myself in what is known as SIP

As usual,

Thank you for reading.

I really mean this from the bottom of my human being.

<3 

Till next time,

Bunny x

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